WARNING:

Donation side effects may include happiness, increased self-worth, satisfaction that you have directly financed media-assassinations, and increased knowledge of one or more of the following: actual news, lamestream media tactics, the CIA, propaganda, cooking/food/restaurants, aliens, vaccines, secret moonbases, zero-point energy, hookers, evil corporations, "suicides", weather control, Bilderbergs', world travel, airport security etiquette, eminent domain, brain-dead and/or corrupt officials, the Illuminati, jabronis, and advertiser d*ck. Most cases were rated mild to moderate.

Ask your doctor if No Agenda is right for you.